Friends, I had a very special day planned for the lagoon today. I was all set to welcome the fabulous Vanessa Barneveld, whose YA novel, THIS IS YOUR AFTERLIFE, debuts in four short
days, on October 21. I’m a huge fan of this book — not only is it fun, fresh, and touching, but it’s all delivered in Vanessa’s smooth-as-butter voice.
So you can imagine how excited I was when Vanessa agreed to dip a toe in the lagoon. But alas, due to travel difficulties (Vanessa lives in Australia, after all), she couldn’t make it. But not to worry. She promised she would send a replacement. Ah, here comes someone now…
KEIRA: Hi. Iâm Keira and Iâm clairvoyant. But I’m not your interview guest today. I’m just here as a ghost interpreter.
PINTIP: Ghost interpreter?
KEIRA: Not everyone can see, hear or talk to ghosts, but I can. Iâll relay everything Jimmy says and does for you and your readers. (Whispers) Heâs a shameless flirt, so watch out.
JIMMY: (Coughs) I can hear you, Keira.
KEIRA: Whoops.
PINTIP: OMG. You mean you’re Keira and Jimmy? From the book?!
KEIRA: Where else? Why are you so surprised?
PINTIP: (Stutters) No reason. I was just expecting someone, you know, real. In more than one sense of the word.
JIMMY: Do I get a say in what you call this article, Pintip?âCause Iâve got some ideas. How about Ghost Host? Ghost Host with the Most? Ghost Host Post?
KEIRA: Enough with the rhyming.
JIMMY: Interview with a Vampire Jock?
KEIRA: Youâre a ghost, not Dracula.
PINTIP: Uh, those are very…nice suggestions, Jimmy. Iâll give them serious thought. (Clears throat). Why don’t we get on with the interview? So, Jimmy. Wow. I’ve never talked to a ghost before. What’s it like in the afterworld?
JIMMY: Canât say I was thrilled about dying at seventeen, but now that Iâve gotten used to it, the ability to walk through walls is kinda cool. I had to learn how to get around. After a while, I figured out all I have to do is think of a location and Iâll be there in seconds.
(Long silence)
KEIRA: (Squints, looks around) Jimmy?
(Crickets chirp)
JIMMY: Iâm back! I went to Antarctica just then. Pretty cool. Okay, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, travel. I plan to hang around for the Super Bowl. Gatecrash a luxury box.
KEIRA: You could sit on the goal posts if you wanted to. The horizontal bar thingie.
JIMMY: (Laughs) Glad you clarified that, Keira.
PINTIP: Can ghosts taste or touch?
KEIRA: Weirdlyâand I never understood thisâJimmy felt a lot of physical pain in the early days of his afterlife. I likened it to phantom pain that amputees get. Itâs something to do with nerve endings. Donât ask me why ghosts get it.
JIMMY: Iâm all healed now, in case you were wondering. I canât feel a thing.
PINTIP: I’m so glad you’re no longer in pain! What do you miss the most about being alive?
JIMMY: Playing football in front of a home crowd. Hearing everyone stamp their feet on the bleachers. I miss the entire cheerleading squad. My car… But, you know what? None of the material stuff really matters. What I miss most is my family and friends. And I especially miss my brother, Dan. We fought in the days before I died. I loved him. I wish I told him when I was alive.
KEIRA: (Chokes up) He knows.
PINTIP: (Blinking back tears, too) I bet he does. So, out of all places, why did you show up in Keira’s bedroom?
JIMMY: Hey, I had no choice. Another ghost, an old lady, found me, said she knew someone who could help. Before I knew it, she was pushing me through a wall and into Keira’s bedroom.
PINTIP: Did you know Keira before you died?
KEIRA: We were in different classes. He was a senior and Iâm a junior. The awful irony is that I was invisible to Jimmy when he was alive.
JIMMY: Thatâs not true! I noticed you. (Lowers voice) Keira with the long black hair and sexy silver eyesâ
KEIRA: Theyâre gray.
JIMMY: Whatever color they are, theyâre pretty.
PINTIP: Very smooth, Jimmy. What were your first moments like being a ghost? Did you know you’d been murdered?
KEIRA: Hold it! I donât think Vanessa wants us to talk the murder.
JIMMY: Whoâs Vanessa?
KEIRA: Sheâs that author I told you about. Our storyâyour storyâwouldnât be out there for everyone to read if it werenât for her. Or her incredible critique partners. Or her agent. Or her editorâ
JIMMY: Ha! I get it. No spoilers. Well, the afterlife was confusing for the first few days. When I âwoke upâ after dying, my head just killed.
KEIRA: Thatâs a really unfortunate choice of words.
JIMMY: Okay, I had a huge headache. Pain that was worse than any concussion Iâd ever gotten playing football. There were big gaps in my memory. It felt like I was living a dream.A very intense, confusing nightmare. My death really hit home when I saw my buddies at school and they walked right through me. Keira helped me deal with all of that.
PINTIP: Sounds like Keira has a lot of wonderful qualities. Your brother Dan certainly noticed. Did you suspect any attraction between these two while you were still alive?
JIMMY: (Shakes head) I was too wrapped up in sports and my own life. I had no clue about those two. Dan keeps to himself. But now that I know Keira a lot better, I think the two of them would be great together. Heâs an artist. Sheâs a creative type, too. And sheâs got sexy silver eyes.
KEIRA: (Fidgets nervously) No comment.
PINTIP: What about you? Any cute ghosts in the afterworld?
JIMMY: Hey, forget ghost girls. These Waterworld Mermaids are freakinâ gorgeous. Can I have your number, Pintip?
KEIRA: Nuh-uh-uh, Jimmy! Pintipâs gorgeous and smart and talented, but sheâs married. With kids. Go find a mermaid your own age. I know one called Ariel. She really wants to be part of your world.
JIMMY: Under the sea?
PINTIP: Unfortunately, I think she might be taken, too.
JIMMY: (Sighs) I guess ghost girls it is.
PINTIP: I’m sure you’ve got them lined up along the pearly gates already. Thanks so much for being here, you two! And give my love to Vanessa!
KEIRA: Thanks, Pintip! We will!
Aren’t they adorable? If you want to know what Keira and Jimmy look like, click here to see the book trailer.
Vanessa will be giving away a digital copy of THIS IS YOUR AFTERLIFE and a $10 gift card from Amazon to one lucky commenter.
IN ADDITION, because we are so proud of our awesome CP, Kimberly-Mermaid and I will also be giving away another copy of THIS IS YOUR AFTERLIFE, along with a lavender-themed gift basket. The gift basket is in honor of Keira’s grandmother, also a ghost, whose presence is always preceded by the scent of lavender.
Four awesome prizes! Two lucky winners!* One amazing book! Comment away!
*restricted to U.S. and Australian residents.
BLURB:Â When the one boy you crushed on in life can’t seem to stay away in death, it’s hard to be a normal teen when you’re a teen paranormal.
Sixteen-year-old Keira Nolan has finally got what she wantedâthe captain of the football team in her bedroom. Problem is heâs not in the flesh. Heâs a ghost and sheâs the only one who can see him.
Keira’s determined to do anything to find Jimmy’s killer. Even it if means teaming up with his prickly-yet-dangerously-attractive brother, Dan, also Keira’s ex-best-friend. Keira finds that her childish crush is fading, but her feelings for Dan are just starting to heat up, and as the story of Jimmyâs murder unfolds, anyone could be a suspect.
This thrilling debut from Vanessa Barneveld crosses over from our world to the next, and brings a whole delightful new meaning to “teen spirit”.
BIO:Â Vanessa Barneveld lives in Australia. She has one husband, two cats, and three Romance Writers of AmericaÂź Golden HeartÂź nominations. When sheâs not writing, devouring chocolate or dreaming of going into space, Vanessa works as a closed-captioner for the deaf and audio describer for the blind.
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