Mermaids From Around the World

The Washington Romance Writers’ retreat is less than a month away, which will mark the anniversary of this crazy bunch of writers getting together and forming this blog. How cool is that?

I’m already getting excited for our blog birthday so I wanted to share a few cool mermaid-related items and factoids from around the globe. All the pictures are from one of my addictions, Etsy, and if you click on the pic, you’ll go right to the item’s page. All the factoids come from Wikipedia – so take your mermaid knowledge with a grain (or more) of salt.

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“Suvannamaccha (golden mermaid) is a daughter of Ravana that appears in the Cambodian and Thai versions of the Indian Ramayana. She is a mermaid princess who tries to spoil Hanuman’s plans to build a bridge to Lanka but falls in love with him instead.”

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“The first known mermaid stories appeared in Assyria, ca. 1000 BC. The goddess Atargatis, mother of Assyrian queen Semiramis, loved a mortal shepherd and unintentionally killed him. Ashamed, she jumped into a lake to take the form of a fish, but the waters would not conceal her divine beauty. Thereafter, she took the form of a mermaid-human above the waist, fish below.”

 

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“Julnar the Sea-Born and Her Son King Badr Basim of Persia” is an Arabian Nights tale about mermaids. When sailors come the mermaids sing, and some men are led straight to their doom. If they follow the mermaids’ lovely and beautiful voices, they do not know what they are doing or where they’re going.”

 

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“The Norman Chapel in Durham Castle, built around 1078 by Saxon stonemasons has what is reputed to be one of the earliest artistic depictions of a Mermaid in England. Mermaids were noted in British folklore as unlucky omens – both foretelling disaster and provoking it.”

 

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“In some ancient fairy tales of China, the mermaid was a special creature whose tears could turn into priceless pearls. Mermaids could also weave an extremely valuable material, translucent and beautiful. Because of this, fishermen longed to catch them, but the mermaids’ splendid singing could simply drag them down into a coma.”

Penmonkey Chuck Wendig Swims with the Mermaids

Fellow mermaid Robin Covington turned me on to Chuck Wendig. I fell in blog love at first sight. His blog, Terribleminds, is full of great advice for writers and some of the most entertaining Top 25 writing lists in the world. Double bonus, he’s foul-mouthed and funny. For me, anyone who drops an MF in a blog about writing and makes me laugh is a good egg. Yep, my kind of writer.

In addition, his latest novel, Blackbird, drops on April 24 and it looks awesome.

“Miriam Black knows when you will die.

Still in her early twenties, she’s foreseen hundreds of car crashes, heart attacks, strokes, suicides, and slow deaths by cancer. But when Miriam hitches a ride with truck driver Louis Darling and shakes his hand, she sees that in thirty days Louis will be gruesomely murdered while he calls her name.

Miriam has given up trying to save people; that only makes their deaths happen. But Louis will die because he met her, and she will be the next victim. No matter what she does she can’t save Louis. But if she wants to stay alive, she’ll have to try.” – Blackbird by Chuck Wendig

Recently, I e-mailed Chuck asking if he’d we willing to come swimming with the Waterworld Mermaids. Lucky for us, he pulled on a pair of swim trunks and a dove right in.

Welcome to the lagoon, let’s start off with a little background. Enlighten us on how you came to be a self-proclaimed pen monkey.

I rocketed to Earth in a space-pod as my Penmonkey home planet burned behind me.

No! Wait. I killed my Penmonkey father, ate his Wendigo heart, and absorbed his power!

Hrm. That’s not right, either.

Alas, my story is not nearly as fascinating as that. I wanted to become a writer. So I wrote. First short story published at age 18 and I’ve been writing professionally since then (to the point where I now write full-time).

Your top 25 lists are killer. How long does it take you to compose a list and what serves as your inspiration?

Why thank you!

I generally compose the list itself – as in, the 25 items without descriptions – during the week, and then Sunday (the day in which I compose my crazy blog posts), I fill in the blanks. Then, when I’ve got enough lists, I compile them together in e-books (adding four or five brand new un-blogged lists to the book) and voila, all done.

The inspiration is frequently my own writing life. I look at things I need to say and use my blog as an avenue to say them. Terribleminds is really me talking to me more than it is me talking to you.

Any favorites from your top 25s?

I think anyone who reads the site knows I frequently recommend authors read their work aloud. In fact, I often threaten them with bodily harm if they don’t.

Those are my favorite ones — the ones where I get to threaten delicious violence upon them and their homes if they do not absorb my dubious “writer-think” into their brain-meats.

Do you ever read romance? If so, what type?

I’ve read some paranormal romance, sure.

What are the three most important things every romance writer should know about the inner workings of the male mind?

Oh, Sweet Jeebus, you’re making me the standard-bearer for the male-mind? Uh oh.

All right. Let’s try this.

First, we do think about sex as much as everyone says. Sometimes it’s sweet. Sometimes it’s weird. Sometimes it involves eye-popping debauchery that we could never say out loud. (“A cowgirl uniform, a birch tree, and a bucket of… fresh mulch?”)

Second, we think women are complicated. And we think we’re deliriously simple. But secretly we also know that we’re just as complicated as you, and further, we’re not all that different but we’ve all been taught how different we are and that’s our default way of thinking. In other words: we’re full of shit and most of the time we don’t realize it, so, uhh, sorry?

Third, we like romance just as much as you do, but somewhere along the way someone probably told us that it was weird and so we pretend we don’t. You merely need to remind us with examples.

Ever consider doing a top 25 for writing romance? What are a few things that would be on that list?

I don’t know that I’d be the guy to do it justice but I’d be willing to try. I think right now the only thing I can think of saying is that writing romance according to some rote recipe is not all that interesting (to write or to read). The romance genre tends to follow a pattern and patterns are predictable while romance most certainly is not. I’d suggest to keep it fresh, mix it up, change it, keep readers on their toes. It’s what I tried to do in Blackbirds, so, we’ll see how successful I was when the book drops on April 24th!

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A huge thanks to Chuck for swimming with the mermaids, we hope to have you back in the lagoon again soon. If you can’t wait for more, swing on by my Avery Flynn blog for more of my interview with Chuck.

Team Katniss

So here’s the deal. I had this great post all ready to write about “insta-love” in YA novels (my new favorite term), followed by an actual, intelligent discussion of Team Edward and Team Jacob.

And then The Today Show ticked me off while I was at the gym (again…why can’t they change the channel?) and I decided to write up this fanatical little rant about The Hunger Games. As the film comes out this weekend, it seemed fitting. (And hell yes, I’m going to see it on Sunday.)

I loved every book in this trilogy. Loved them. It still bugs me that they’re written in first person present tense (if you ever have the urge to do that, PLEASE DON’T), but they are gorgeously written and incredibly fun…which is how it became this huge, colossal entity. (Unlike Twilight, the popularity of which still baffles me.)

What the Hunger Games is NOT, is a trilogy of romance novels. Sure, there are romantic elements in it, but there are more romantic elements in Castle, and that still qualifies as a Crime Drama. The Hunger Games is dystopian science fiction fantasy. Horror, even. It’s a story of surviving your teenage years–which the majority of us seemed to manage without 23 other people desperately trying to kill us (despite how it felt sometimes).

So it really tees me off when faces like the dolts on The Today Show start spouting crap about “Team Gale” and “Team Peeta” like the books are some kind of Twilight clones. A few of my guy friends actually  stopped reading after the first book, because they were exposed to all this “Team” stuff and were afraid that’s what the books devolved into.

*sigh*

There is only one Team in The Hunger Games, and that is Team Katniss.

Period.

As I ranted on Facebook, The Hunger Games is not about finding a boy. It’s about taking responsibility and finding the strength in yourself to do what needs to be done. This is a really important talking point for teenagers that is now regrettably swept under this stupid “Team” rug.

YA author Malinda Lo agreed with me, in this article she wrote for “Enchanted Ink” before Mockingjay was even released. The “Teams” thing had already started up then. And while Malinda points out how fun it is to take a side, it’s a little silly when it’s NOT THE POINT OF THE BOOK.

No doubt this whole Peeta vs. Gale thing is perpetuated by Twilight-savvy publicists who’ve never read a page. All they see is, “What stupid thing can we say that will get young people talking?” Well, I’m talking. And what I’m saying is this:

The Hunger Games was, is, and will always be ABOUT KATNISS.

Cute boys will come and go, but strong girls will always be number one. Always.

I am Team Katniss.

That is all.

 

Songwriters Series

Music has been the overwhelming influence in my world this past month.  I’ve had the chance to discover some new bands and have gained a few new favorite songs.  I also started wondering more and more about similarities and differences between what a songwriter does and what book writers do.  My hope is to keep finding new bands/singers/songwriters to fall in love with and maybe even snag a few who might be willing to answer these questions.

 

These are just a few things that popped into my mind this week:

 

What is the secret to conveying so much in so few words?  The song that just had me swaying along was a mere 178 words long.  The book I’m working on that hopefully does the same?  104,000 words.

Is there any similarity between plotting a song and plotting a story?  Are there industry formulaic “rules” a songwriter follows that would be similar to our plot lines and character arcs?  Is there an editing process songwriters go through with their lyrics?

Is there an element they know they have to get right, for example emotion, sentiment, sound, message, theme, story in order for the song to work?  I have heard it said that you can have a successful book with a not-so-zippy plot as long as you’ve got exciting, sympathetic characters.  Is the same true for their songs?

Do musicians have similar contrasting feelings about the evolution of music into the digital age as authors do with their books?  Comparing holding a physical record or CD in their hands to knowing the benefits that digital media offer as far as ease and speed of sharing their work with listeners/readers.

Does a songwriter feel more personally exposed sharing their lyrics than an author writing a fictional story or are songs often fictionalized?

Is there a comparison to be made for the feeling of energy a musician receives from performing a live show?  I don’t know yet, but is a book-reading as electric as a bass-pounding, amped up song set?

Musicians are often the subjects of our stories.  How many bluesy, guitar-strapped-across-his-back heroes have we strutted across our pages?  How many punk rock, attitude-served-up-on-a-prickly-stick heroines have we designed to deconstruct the poor boy next door?  Do songwriters tend to write about a certain type of person?  A tortured lover or a girl trying to make her way in the world?

What is more powerful for them, a song about a moment or the big picture? 

Whatever our similarities and differences, I know the songwriter/musician is an essential component to my artistic expression and very often the muse that drives the words onto the page.  I think that means I owe them a big ole thank you!  Thanks!

As we speak, I’ve submitted this list of questions to a new favorite band and if I hear back, I’ll be sure to post their answers here and invite them to the pond.

Have a great musical day everyone!

 

Book Review: “Touch of Frost”

For all the nay saying and complaining about the state of publishing these days, let’s not forget that small presses are bringing good authors to market. When I find a jewel like Jennifer Estep and her “Touch of Frost” series, I have to believe that we are in a new Golden Age of fiction.

Estep’s Gwen Frost has a full plate of problems. She’s fifteen. Her mother is has been murdered. Her grandmother tells fortunes for a living. She’s been jerked out of her comfort zone and sent to a new residential school for super power teens. And her own power is more of a curse: anything and anyone she touches tells her secrets. And some of then are not anything a person would ever want to know. Really.

Especially when you’re living in a school full of teenaged warriors, who all have violent tendencies and training to Save The World From Dark Forces. And that touching/sensing talent? It kind of makes physical contact with the resident hottie off limits. As in, he doesn’t want her to know his dark side either. In the meantime, the resident mean girl has been murdered, various statues keep aiming for Gwen, and there’s a villain on campus who has marked her as next on their list of victims. The hottie has secrets of his own, and Gwen has to decide not to take advantage of her talent to get to the truth. It’s a full disclosure romance with unlicensed drivers at the wheel.

“Touch of Frost” is a nice twist on the survival story meets paranormal powers meets prada. There’s some comic relief: Daphne, the Amazon who eventually becomes a friend, is addicted to the color pink. When Gwen finally is trusted with a weapon, it is a talking sword. With a Cockney accent and a bloodthirsty attitude. Hey, anyone up for sword fights or Valkyries coming back from the dead?

I’m As Hot As the Sun!

Analogies. As a writer, you might love them or hate them. I love them. To me, analogies can make a description come to life. They convey a nuanced shade of emotion. They showcase the voice of our characters. But best of all, they don’t need to be fancy or complex.

Check out these similes that have popped out of my five-year-old daughter’s mouth.

“I’m as hot as the sun!”
“I’m cold like Antarctica!”
“I’m as fast as a motorcycle.”
“This boo-boo is like a volcano — it has red in the middle.”

How much more interesting it is to read (or hear) these statements than their generic counterparts! What’s fascinating to me is that even though these statements were uttered by a five-year-old, they have all the components of a good analogy.

1) They are accurate, in the sense that the sun is hot, Antarctica is cold, motorcycles are fast, and volcanoes have red lava in the middle.

2) They are easily relatable. Since we all know that the sun is hot, it is easy to imagine how being as hot as a sun might feel — which is to say, blisteringly, swelteringly hot.

3) They are surprising. At least they were to me. The first time my daughter bounded into the room and uttered an analogy, I laughed in a rather shocked way. I just didn’t expect something like that to come out of her mouth. Nothing generic or cliche about these analogies.

4) They give a good sense of character. To me, these comparisons scream out the literal mind of a five-year-old. Antarctica is cold, my daughter’s thinking goes, and I’m cold. So I must be cold as Antarctica. Never mind that the analogy doesn’t make too much sense. It works, in the humble opinion of this proud mama, in the context of the speaker.

Not to be outdone, even my three-year-old son has been known to chime in with his own simile.

“I’m as hungry as a bear!”

This statement, I admit, may be less original than the others. But if you could see the stick-thin legs and big brown eyes of the speaker, you might agree that the cuteness factor makes up for the lack of surprise.

I think all this goes to show that good writing doesn’t have to be complicated. Too often, we bang our heads over story structure, character development, world-building, and the million other things that go into writing a novel. And we should. This struggle results in the knowledge we need to grow as writers.

But we would do well to remember that good writing is rooted in something basic and instinctive. Something even young children can grasp. Something we’ve been studying from our earliest years.

Maybe then we can remember why we entered this crazy profession in the first place. Because we love it. And we always have.

Symbolism is a Sticky Thing

I sit at our kitchen table.  My head is tilting upward, in prayer to some celestial being floating high above our nondescript townhouse.  I don’t need Manna from heaven.  Just a tiny bit of help.  A gentle nudge in the right direction.  I look back down at the outline for my next book and there I see it.  Not what’s there, but what isn’t.   Symbolism.  The missing piece d resistance to the twisty new story I contrived.  The characters, resplendent in all their intricate psychological finery, are poised and at the ready to scale the hurdles I contrived for them.  But the one thing that’s flagrantly absent is that little scrap of tangible something that takes the ordinary and makes it extraordinary.

As I’m grousing at the gods for their refusal to grant me my thousands wish for the day, my five-year-old toddles into the kitchen.  A flurry of chatter swan dives into my ears.  But as I look up, her actions are what freeze me in my place.  She takes a piece of gum from her mouth and puts it into the wastebasket.  Then proceeds to sneak a fresh stick from the pack.  She unwraps it, without paying particular attention to the silver foil, puts it in her mouth and walks out of the kitchen. 

On icy feet, I walk over to the trashcan and open the lid.  The grayish wad is still in there.  Sticking to the side of the trash bag.  Teeth marks still mar its gummy substance.  I reach in and gently pick it up.  And that’s when it happens.  I’m sucked back to a cold faraway place.  A five-year-old is kneeling on the dirty sidewalk.  Her nose is almost one with the lumpy concrete.  Her little hands are furtively picking at a dark brown spot, the size of a nickel, tightly sealed between the ridges of the pavement.  Brows furrowed in determination, she ignores the people passing on the street.  Her only focus is the spot.  Time flies as she digs the spot out of its hiding place, but finally it is done.  She holds up the hardened piece of substance, as if it were a diamond or a ruby.  With a huge smile, she runs home, careful to hold onto her bounty.  At home, she dashes into the bathroom, turns on the lukewarm water and brings her treasure into the light.  Over and over, she washes it until her fingers turn to prunes.  But still, she is careful with it.  Holding it with one hand, but keeping another hand underneath so there is not chance it falls into the drain.  When water finally runs out, she carefully dries it with a towel and places it in her palm.  Her heart is thumping.  She bites her lip, as if unsure if she should do it.  Whether she is deserving of this prize.  But finally, the desire grows too strong.  She closes her eyes and puts it in her mouth.  And begins to chew.  At first, the process is slow and painful. 

Maybe it won’t ever go back to its former state.  But as the crunchiness slowly goes away, in its place is elasticity.  Still tough, but it is there.  Her smile widens and this new found knowledge gives her the strength to keep on chewing. 

Later that night, when it’s time to go to sleep, she takes the substance from her mouth, puts it on a piece of plastic and puts it in a secret box.  True, it’s only a discarded matchbox, but it is hers.  And it is special.  Clutching it in her hand, she takes a deep breath and falls asleep with a smile.  The next day at school, she arrives with her prize.  It takes a while for everyone to notice, but once they do, she is surrounded.  How?  Where?  When?  They all clamor for answers.  They crowd around her and suddenly, she is no longer invisible.  Envy, awe, admiration is clear in the twenty pairs of eyes looking at her.  She clamps her teeth over and over, amazed and in wonder how she was chosen for such a prize.

For two months she follows the same ritual.  Chewing by day, hiding her bounty by night.  Each day, she becomes more used to it.  Assuming it’s going to be around forever.  And then one day, on a cold and blustery Saturday, she’s sitting on her bed, playing with her bear, when her friend says something funny.  And so she laughs.  A big hearty open mouthed laugh.  The kind of laugh meant to be done laying down and rolling around holding ones belly.  And so she does it.  She laughs and laughs and .. suddenly.  It’s gone.  One second it’s on her tongue and the next, she feels it in her throat.  Help me get it, she yells at her friend.  They scramble around the room, eyes wild.  Distraught.  Think, think, she tells herself.  She sees a chair and lunges for it.  She goes around and throws herself upon the rigid back.  Right in the stomach.  Maybe that will do it.   Force her treasure back from the journey it has begun.  Over and over she does it, but there is nothing.   Her most prized possession is gone.  She crumples upon the bed and weeps.   Two months.  At least she had two months. 

I close the lid to the trashcan and smile sadly to myself.  At that moment, my daughter runs back into the kitchen, reaches for the packaging and pulls out another piece.  “What?” she asks in response to my staring at her.  “It always tastes better at the beginning.”  It’s on the tip of my tongue to tell her not to go through so much gum.  But instead, I lean over and kiss her on the forehead.  “You’re right.  It does taste better at the beginning.”  And as I hug her close, I look up toward the ceiling and silently thank whatever gods are up there,  that she will never know what it is like to peel gum off the sidewalk and think you’ve been given the greatest gift on earth.

Brain Fried . . . Rebooting

I was thinking about a scene in one of my favorite 80’s movies, Real Genius starring Val Kilmer (for those who have seen or might remember).  The story is about a bunch of genius kids at a prep-college.  Val plays the lead who’s gone on to buck the system and is teaching the young newbie how to ‘ungeek’.  In this particular scene, in which I am referring to, it’s a montage of everyone cramming for end of the year exams. One student in particular (an extra) stands up from the study hall table and just yells.  He is just freaking out and runs from the room.  Everyone else takes a brief moment to look– at him as he has his ‘meltdown’, and returns to their studies–unfazed.

Lately, I feel like that poor kid.  It’s what I call brain overload.  Sometimes we just get to the point where everything we are focusing on just overwhelms us to the point nothing makes sense–no matter how many angles you try and approach the problem.  The other day I had that moment . . . with my story.

Yes, the one thing I usually find joy in (my escape if you will) became a torment.  I’m not published so there is no deadline (other than my own) so what is the problem? My problem is this story, a paranormal romance, has haunted me for five years.  I’ve tried it in various stages, even finished the first draft three years ago and went on to a sequel and plotted out two more for the series.  I thought I had it made.  But every contest, critique I’ve had on it came up lacking–so I revised it, not once but twice.  I put it to the side while I worked on a ghost story/romance last year but once that was finished my heart went back to the paranormal.

When I presented it to my critique group (whom I trust and value their insight implicitly) it confused them since they knew I could write better.  There were so many things wrong with it.  So I went home and started fresh.  Two months later . . . still nothing.  So I thought maybe using plotting guides a friend of mine sent me would help.  Traditionally, I’m a pants-er . . . not a plotter.

I haven’t sat down to actually plot. I realized going over everything again was just mind boggling–and so the ‘meltdown’ this past week.  I’m taking a few weeks off and stepping away from the books and writing to see if I can ‘reboot’ my brain.  I don’t want my favorite pastime to become a dreaded reality.  Not a good thing for a creative mind. 😛

So instead, I’ve decided (as I’m writing this post) I am going to work on my house (God knows I’ve neglected my duties as a domestic engineer lately), catch up on my ‘to read pile’ and see if the worksheets my friend sent me on plotting/GMC will help guide me from being a total pants-er to a plotter, too.

What do you do to ‘reboot’ when your brain is fried?

 

Rockin’ Romance Giveaway & Video Chat

Rockin' Romance Video Chat 2 p.m. Sunday March 11

Have you ever wanted to see a Waterworld Mermaid in her natural habitat?

Chat about books in the lagoon?

Ask questions about our latest releases and upcoming novels?

No? Then, be gone with you back to your own dark part of the ocean with its bad florescent fish lighting and weird-looking Anglerfish.

Are they gone? Good, because Waterworld Mermaids Alethea Kontis, Robin Convington and Avery Flynn have some amazing news to share. We are co-hosting an hour-long Rockin’ Romance video chat at 2 p.m. this Sunday (March 11). Stop by  to talk books, music and chocolate with us. In addition, I’m sure they’ll be some man candy, writer gossip and some inappropriate language. Hey, we’re Waterworld Mermaids, we’re known for our outrageous enthusiasm not our decorum.

We’ll be giving away a humongous gift basket to one lucky participant filled with signed copies of Up a Dry Creek by Avery Flynn and Enchanted by Alethea Kontis, a digital copy of Jennifer Probst’s The Marriage Bargain, an iTunes gift card, reading goodies and at least one box of your favorite Girl Scout cookies!

What’s that? You’re evil twin is planning to take over the world this Sunday by destroying all the bookstores on the Eastern shore so you can’t make the chat? Totally understandable. Leave a question or suggest a conversation topic in the comments below and you’ll be in the running for the Rockin’ Romance gift basket.

Participating in the video chat is easy. Join in on the Rockin’ Romance Video Chat at 2 p.m. Sunday and follow the onscreen prompts. All you need is a a web cam, a love of romance novels and a sense of humor. We can’t wait to chat with you in the lagoon!