Because it’s 4am and because I can’t think of anything witty, interesting or half decent to write, I will force upon all of you, what will soon be forced upon me: to talk about myself. Blech, ech and barf. And, to make matters worse, I have to do it in front of a large crowd of work people. String me up by my toenails and hang me in a car wash. The only saving grace is I have completely lost my voice. Hand puppets, here I come. However, in the spirit of giving, I will make this a fun game. Give five fun facts about yourself, with one of them, being a lie. The rest of us have to guess the untruth.
1. I was selected for the Russian Olympic gymnastic team
2. I speak 4 languages
3. One of my previous jobs was as a dental assistant: I helped yank out tooth gunk during root canals.
4. I once pretended to be a stripper
5. I ate an ear from a ram’s head
Your turns! Go!