Being a mermaid, I’m a Navy girl – of course. But if I had to pick a second favorite branch of the U.S. military it would be the Marine Corps. Especially if they all look like the movie Jarhead. Mmmmmm. Sorry, what? I got lost in my happy place there for a second. 🙂
While I don’t have any Hollywood Marines (really who needs ’em), I have something even better. Five mystery Marines giving their answers to my guy think questions. Take it away fellas!
Scenario: Two Marines are at a bar. One has just been dumped. His buddy is there for him, drinking as well, but trying to stay slightly more sober for when they need to leave. What would the buddy possibly say to his friend who just got dumped?
Marine 1 – Hey man, there’s tons of women out there.
Marine 2 – How did it all get this far?
Marine 3 – It’s just a girlfriend, there’s many fish in the sea.
Marine 4 – What a bitch, she doesn’t deserve you. Let me buy you a drink.
Marine 5 – Let’s get fucking drunk. I think that chick is checking you out.
Marine 1 – I would remain silent.
Marine 2 – I would talk to the guy and act like I didn’t know her.
Marine 3 – I wouldn’t say anything.
Marine 4 – I wouldn’t say anything.
Marine 5 – Hey dude, next time you kiss her and it tastes like freedom, you’re welcome.
Marine 1 – Sex
Marine 2 – Sex
Marine 3 – Sex
Marine 4 – Sex
Marine 5 – Sex
What would a Marine say if his buddy is being a jerk to his girlfriend?
Marine 1 – Fucking knock it off man. You’re being a dumbass.
Marine 2 – Chill the fuck out.
Marine 3 – Now’s not the time. Cool off.
Marine 4 – You’re being a dick.
Marine 5 – You never take your turds out of a toilet and keep them, so why would she treat you any different.
Which is hotter, the uniform or the Marine inside?
Marine 1 – Marine
Marine 2 – Uniform
Marine 3 – Marine
Marine 4 – Marine
Marine 5 – Marine