Five Marines Come Swim in the Waterworld Mermaid Lagoon

Being a mermaid, I’m a Navy girl – of course. But if I had to pick a second favorite branch of the U.S. military it would be the Marine Corps. Especially if they all look like the movie Jarhead. Mmmmmm. Sorry, what? I got lost in my happy place there for a second. 🙂

While I don’t have any Hollywood Marines (really who needs ’em), I have something even better. Five mystery Marines giving their answers to my guy think questions. Take it away fellas!

Scenario: Two Marines are at a bar.  One has just been dumped. His buddy is there for him, drinking as well, but trying to stay slightly more sober for when they need to leave.  What would the buddy possibly say to his friend who just got dumped?

 

Marine 1 – Hey man, there’s tons of women out there.

Marine 2 – How did it all get this far?

Marine 3 – It’s just a girlfriend, there’s many fish in the sea.

Marine 4 –…
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