Today? You’re Dead To Me

I don’t know about you, but this is how I try to start my day. At least after the first twelve cups of coffee.

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But there are days that pick me up by the red highlights and tosses me around like a mouse being thrashed to death by an alley cat.

And I want to do this to the day:

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Then, someone does something that normally would make me giggle – or at worst roll my eyes – and I overreact like this (sorry Denny):

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As we all know, a good friend will call you on your bullshit. And when she does (thank you Denny) I’m as embarrassed as if I’d just gotten caught doing this:

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But it’s all good, because that helps me get to that place where I can do this:

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OK, I’m not gonna lie. I can do that because of a little help from this:

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and good friends who commiserate with me like this (thanks Robin and Kim):

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Finally, I beat that awful day in a dance off.

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Then, I wake up and it’s a new day. Damn it, I will own it. You will too.

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